QUOTES ABOUT PARROTS FROM "FAMOUS" PEOPLE
(Some very famous, some not so much)
Winston Churchill said: When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber. Joseph Conrad (author of The Heart of Darkness) said:To teacher of languages there comes a time with the the world is but a place of many words and man appears a mere talking animal not much more wonderful than a parrot.Marie Corelli (English author and mystic) said:I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home, which answers the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon. and a cat that comes home late at night." Carrie Fisher said: The parrots are great. They do something I refer to as "the Phone Call from Venus." They repeat all my phone consultations. It can be very annoying - like having a lot of children in the house screaming.John Michael Greer said:I've long suspected that one of the reasons why human beings haven't figured out how to carry on a convversation with bottlenosed porpoises, African grey parrot, et.al. in their own language is quite simply that we're terrified of what they might say to us - not least becuaes it's entirely possible that they'd be right.Jack Handey (Saturday Night Live) said:I bet the sparrow looks at the parrot and thinks, yes, you can talk, but LISTEN TO YOURSELF!Mehmet Murat ildan said:- Man is a parrot in the House of History; he listens and then he repeats the same crap over and over! - If you have discovered a truth, tell it first to a parrot! Every new truthy needs and insistent repetition.Steve Irwin said:- The only animals I'm not comfortable with are parrots, but I'm learning as I go. I'm getting better and better at 'em, I really am.- Yeah, for some reason parrots have to bite me. That's their job. I don't know why that is. They've nearly torn my nose off. I've has some really bad parrot bites.Will Rogers said: "Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip."Rumi said:My dear soul, flee from the worhtless, stay close only to those with a pure heart. Like attracts like: A crow will lead you to the graveyard, a parrot to a lump of sugar.Billy Sunday said:God likes a little humor, as is evidence by the fact that he made the monkeys, the parrot -- and some of you people.Mark Twain said:"She was not quite what you would call refines. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot."Carlos Ruiz Zafron said:People talk too much. Humans aren't descended from monkeys. They come from parrots.